Eggs and Ketchup

If you do it, the terrorists have won. Disgusting, plain disgusting.

Never, and I mean never, should your eggs be touched by ketchup. They should never look like this:

Take a long look at this picture. I'll even excuse you if you need to throw up; I know I have vurped four times while posting this.

Eggs should only be partnered with the following: hot sauce, pepper, cheese, chorizo and hot dog bits. The list ends there.

I will make an exception though, a fried egg is allowed to touch ketchup if said egg is in a hamburger. Then it is quite alright. End of exceptions.

Stop the disgusting habit now if you partake, because it's damn Un-American. And you don't want to be Un-American, right?

'Merica!