Chili - the American Way

Chili is a staple of American culture so you better not mess it up.

Eating Chili like shown below, is damn Un-American:

Keep it American by putting in the mandatory onions and cheese in it. If you don't eat chili this way then we can't be friends. Our forefathers didn't build this country to the be the best by eating some bland chili, so don't embarrass yourself by disrespecting them.

'Merica!